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Raucous 1.2 May 15, 2015 6:27:32 GMT

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PP: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Raucous! We have an amazing main event lined up for you tonight, as Tyson Kidd takes on Randy Orton. Any thoughts, Chip?

CN: You know, before Fallout, I would have said Randy was a favorite to go all the way, but Kidd seems to have went and got himself some back up. Hard to argue with math, Pluck.

PP: You've certainly got a point, and we have those three men standing in the ring. Let's get down there, and see what's what.

TK: Aww, boo hoo hoo. We beat up John Cena, wah, wahhhhhh. Please. We did you a favor. Aren't you tired of seeing the same shtick over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again? Cena's on his way out, and everyone seems to know it, but him. I don't care. Which retirement home he'll end up in isn't my concern. The AWE Heavyweight Title is my concern. AWE needs a face for the company. I can be that face. Hell, we can be that face. Allow me to introduce to you, my boys. First, to camera left...

TK: Pound for pound the greatest athlete in AWE, the man who rocks furry boots like nobody's business, the ever photogenic lady killer, not to mention that great head of hair...John Morrison!

TK: And to camera right, the South American Sweetheart, the bad ass of ballet, the titan of two step, the hero of hip hop, the one and only...wait for it...FAN...DANG...OOOOOOOOOOO!

TK: Together, we are what we have come to affectionately refer to as The PBC, the Pretty Boys Club. No repugnant need apply.

TK: And tonight, I'm going to move on to the Finals of the AWE Title Tournament, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do to stop us!

PP: I think at least one person may disagree...

PP: It's Raucous GM Hulk Hogan, Chip!

CN: Everyone knows who's music that is, Plucky. God.

HH: Gentlemen, first let me welcome you to my show, Raucous. And since it is my show, I want to make sure we have an understanding. You will not run rough shot over things here like you do on Fallout, or on that Dwarf's show, Fierce. You especially wont be doing so, considering that Randy is the only participant I have left in the tournament. So, to even things out a bit...Mr. Morrison...

HH: Tonight, you will have a match with the talented high-flyer, SIN CARA!.

JM: That's fine, bring it.

HH: And you, err, Mr. Dango?...

Fandango: FANDANGO!

HH: Whatever-O. You will have a match tonight as well...

HH: With the bizarre one, GOLDUST!

Fandango: What!? Are you kidding me!?

HH: And that match will be next.

HH: Oh, and gentlemen, one more thing I forgot to mention, and before you throw a fit, I've already cleared this stipulation with owner Dana White. If either of you get involved in tonight's match between Tyson Kidd and Randy Orton, Mr. Kidd will be disqualified, and anyone involved in the interference will be fired. Best of luck, brother.

CN: The PBC seems to be at a loss with that one, eh?

PP: Indeed, I think Tyson's plan just blew up in his face. Still, this new stable intrigues me, and I'm excited to see both Sin Cara and Goldust debut! It's going to be a hell of a night on Raucous!

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Raucous 1.2 Jul 11, 2015 22:13:49 GMT

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PP: We're back with the first match ready to get under way...Goldust and Fandango go one-on-one!

PP: The two go in for a tie up...

PP: And a shot to the gut by Fandango!

CN: You gotta watch those kicks, man. Feet of fury. Ki-ya!

PP: Little excited tonight, Chip?

CN: Just got done watching Roadhouse for the fourth time this week. I want a bad ass mullet like Patrick Swayze.

PP: You should probably deal with that toupee you're wearing first, then...

PP: Fandango looks to be going for a suplex on the injured Goldust...

PP: No, Goldust overpowers him, and holds on to the top rope!

CN: Boom. Right on his bum!

PP: Thank you for cleaning the language up, Chip.

CN: No problem. Kids watch this show. What kind of ass would I be if I cussed all the time?

PP: Goldust looks like he's got some evil thoughts running through his head..

CN: And Fandango doesn't want any part of it, either.

PP: And Goldust with a kick straight to the face!

CN: Ki-ya!!! Yeah! Roadhouse! I used to :BEEP: guys like you in prison!

PP: And here's Goldust with the headlock. He's got it in tight, and he's wrenching...

PP: Fandango's going to tap!...

PP: The Ref checking on Fandango. He may be out...

PP: Fandango gets his foot on the bottom rope!

CN: Aw, man.

PP: Having trouble picking sides, Chip?

CN: Hey, I just like seeing fights. I don't care who wins.

PP: And the Ref's stepping in to break it up...

PP: The Ref informing Goldust he needs to let go...

PP: Which he does, but Goldust pleads his case...

CN: Fandango's outside the ring, look Pluck!

PP: I see that.

PP: Goldust heading for his opponent...

PP: And Fandango takes advantage, tripping his opponent up!

PP: Now he's up on the apron, what's he doing?

PP: Springboard leg drop!

PP: And it connects!

CN: Ha. Sweet.

PP: Fandango giving his opponent no time to rest, he pulls him out from under the ropes...

PP: Here's a pin...1...

PP: And Goldust kicks out.

CN: Going to take more than that!

PP: I think you're right.

PP: Fandango is livid...

PP: He rolls Goldust back over...

PP: And is screaming at him.

CN: That's right! Tell him 'Dango!

PP: And a hard kick to the gut!

PP: And just repeated kicks to the body!...

CN: RIGHT IN THE FACE!

PP: Fandango seems pleased with himself...

PP: And the Ref's giving him an ear full for that kick to the face.

CN: It's perfectly legal, Plucky.

PP: It is, but that doesn't mean it's sportsmanlike.

PP: And Fandango follows that up with a hard kick to the ribs. He's got this match in hand, now.

CN: Yeah, Fandango! We love you!

PP: Speak for yourself.

CN: Yeah, Fandango! I love you!

PP: Fandango's lifting Goldust up, now...

PP: And Goldust with a vicious headbutt! That may have been purely out of desperation, at this point.

PP: Goldust crawling over to Fandango...

PP: And into the pin!...

PP: ...1...

PP: ...2...

PP: Wait! Fandango rolls Goldust over on his shoulders, and slides out!

CN: He's got him pinned!

PP: ...1...

PP: He's using the ropes!

CN: ...2!...

PP: Damn it!

PP: ...3!...that's the match. What a sad ending to what was shaping up to be a decent match.

CN: The Ref just didn't see it, Pluck.

PP: I know.

PP: Fandango is way too proud of himself for his actions here tonight. That win certainly has an asterisk next to it.

CN: Aww, Goldie's cwyin' to the wef.

PP: I think he's got a legitimate complaint here. I don't know if he was going to keep Fandango down for three, but he certainly had the upper hand.

PP: And Fandango laughs his way to the back. Which is where we're heading now...

JC: Hey, boss...

JC: Hogan, I need to talk to you...

HH: Oh, it's you. What do you need, John?

JC: Why didn't you give me one of those guys in a match tonight? They screwed me out of my chance at the AWE Title. Then they jumped me on Fallout. I want a match with one of them. What's the deal?

HH: Alright, first John, you haven't signed on any dotted lines yet. Your contract negotiations are ongoing, and you've yet to win a match in AWE, so quite frankly I don't think you get to demand a match with anyone right now.

HH: Now, that said, I do have plans for you tonight. A match in fact. I'm going to make this real simple for you, Cena. You win tonight, and the negotiations are over. I'll give you your contract as-is, no questions asked. You'll be the top paid employee in AWE. But if you lose? You're gone. You're finished here at AWE. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's over-paid cry babies who expect entire companies to kowtow to their demands. Luckily, I never had that problem. But that's the stipuiation, and it's final.

JC: Wait, so who's my opponent going to be?

HH: You'll find out, in the ring!

JC: ...damn.

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Raucous 1.2 Jul 12, 2015 3:06:21 GMT

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PP: And we're back with what should be an outstanding match.

CN: Dude, did you see what just happened?

PP: I did. John Cena may well be out of a job, tonight.

CN: Not only will he not be the face of the company. He wont be part of the company!

PP: This is the world we live in.

PP: The bell rings, and we're off.

PP: Morrison, and Sin Cara testing each other's strength. Morrison has the height advantage, for sure.

PP: And they back off. Looks like they're sizing each other up...

CN: Like when a Tiger fights a Porcupine!

PP: They're circling the ring now...

CN: INTENSE!!!

PP: Sin Cara tries to catch him with a spinning back kick, but Morrison blocks it!

PP: Throws the leg away...

PP: And DECKS Sin Cara with a hard right...

CN: He's out!

PP: No, wait...

PP: Sin Cara kips right back up to his feet!

PP: And I don't think John Morrison was expecting this sort of fight from the Luchador.

CN: Sin Cara's one of the most famous wrestlers in Mexico, you know? Dana had him come in and get some training on the pace of American-style matches, and gave him some time to develop. This is the product of that training.

PP: Can you imagine if we had just brought him in and thrown him in a wrestling ring?

CN: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- who would do that?

PP: Sin Cara with a right of his own! But Morrison catches it!

PP: Twisting Sin Cara's arm back...

PP: Morrison with the hurricanrana...

CN: But he didn't hit it, Sin Cara rolled through!

PP: Sin Cara on his feet...

PP: To the top rope! Morrison doesn't know Sin Cara's behind him!

PP: And Sin Cara launches himself back over Morrison!

PP: Face first, right into the mat!

CN: Not JoMo's face! NO!!!

PP: I don't think Morrison's happy about it, either.

PP: There he goes, rolling out of the ring.

CN: What's he getting under the ring?

PP: I don't know. But the Ref is having a word with Sin Cara, about something.

CN: It's a chair! Morrison's got a chair, and nobody else sees it!

PP: No! Come on!

PP: And Morrison wraps it around Sin Cara's skull. That's it.

Ref: RING THE BELL! Morrison's DQ-ed!

PP: Another shady ending to a match here tonight. GM Hogan can't be happy about this.

CN: Man, I don't think Morrison's done with Sin Cara.

PP: What's he got planned for the high flyer?

PP: IT'S CENA!

PP: Cena's making a B-line for the ring, Chip!

CN: And Morrison's out. Run, JoMo!

PP: He wants absolutely nothing to do with Cena.

PP: And Morrison's walking away. What should have been another great match ended prematurely by The PBC's antics.

CN: Antics? You mean winning. Well, except that match there.

PP: Ladies and gentlemen, I am getting word though, that AWE Owner Dana White is here in the building. Not sure what this is all about, but we'll find out by the end of the night. Let's step away for just a moment, and get back to the action, as John Cena faces an unknown opponent to save his job!

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Raucous 1.2 Jul 12, 2015 3:09:04 GMT

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PP: We're back and Cena is already in the ring, waiting on his opponent. Who's it going to be?

CN: RAMBO!

PP: No.

CN: POLLY POCKET!

PP: God, I hate you some days.

PP: Oh man!

CN: It's him! It's Big Show! In AWE!

PP: Did Hogan hire Big Show just to take on John Cena here tonight? Could he be that upset with Cena's losing streak?

CN: Nobody holds a grudge like that.

PP: Not married, are you?

PP: Cena's ready though. You have to love his determination. He's beaten Big Show in the past with other promotions. No reason to believe he can't, here.

CN: This isn't another promotion though.

PP: Big Show is just such a massive human being. Look at him!

:DING DING DING:

PP: They're both in the ring, and here we go!

PP: Cena's running for the ropes...

PP: Springboard Stunner! He's really perfected this move...

PP: OH NO!

CN: And Big Show with the knock out punch!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

PP: Cena's down and he's barely conscious...

PP: ...1...

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PP: ...2...

PP: ...3. I can't -- I can't believe it.

CN: Big Show wins!!!!

PP: I...wow.

PP: Here comes GM Hulk Hogan.

HH: Hey, John. How ya doin' buddy? Look, you put up a hell of a fight...

HH: Who am I kidding? You just got your ass kicked! Now -- get out of my ring. You're fired!

JC: You can't do this!

HH: Get out of here!

PP: That's it ladies, and gentlemen. John Cena is done here in AWE.

CN: The Ref can't help you dumb dumb! Nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, good bye!

PP: Shut up, Chip. This is a man's livelihood we're talking about. I think Cena's pleading his case with anyone that will listen at this point. I can't help but feel bad for the guy.

CN: I can! Nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, OW!

PP: I told you to shut up. We'll be back with our main event, after this.

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Raucous 1.2 Jul 12, 2015 5:49:01 GMT

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PP: And here we are, folks. Ready to find out the first finalist in the AWE Title Tournament!

PP: The Ref seems to be reminding Tyson Kidd that his pals JoMo and Fandango have been banned from ringside during the match.

CN: Kidd needs no help!

PP: We'll see.

:DING DING DING:

PP: Here we go!

PP: They tie up...

PP: And Orton leads into a headlock...

PP: He leads Kidd around the ring...

PP: Who pushes him back into the ropes...

PP: And Kidd sends him across the ring...

CN: He's in pursuit!

CN: And ducks the clothesline!

PP: Orton timed it though, and catches him with a follow up! Kidd crashes to the mat outside...

CN: Orton's got some crazy in his eyes, man.

PP: He can't be happy. He's two wins away from the AWE Title.

CN: What if he faces Lesnar in the Finals, though?

PP: I think Orton's actually hoping that happens.

PP: Orton picks him up...

CN: No! Right into the ring post, man!

PP: Tyson Kidd may be seriously hurt, but that's not stopping Orton, who throws him back in the ring.

PP: Orton stalking the wounded Kidd...

CN: Apex Predator!

PP: That's right...

PP: Kidd trying desperately to crawl away.

PP: And Orton catches him at the ropes, but Kidd's hanging on for dear life.

PP: The Ref is trying to tell Kidd to get off the ropes, but he wont let go as long as Orton holds on...

PP: Orton lets go, and the Ref tells Kidd to get up...

CN: Come on Tyson!

PP: He still doesn't seem to want to get off the ropes...

PP: LION TAMER! Orton says if you wont get off the ropes, there are still ways to hurt you!

CN: Come on Ref! Get him off!

Ref: Get off him, Randy! ...1...2...3...4...

PP: And Orton let's go before he's counted out.

PP: And Randy with the pin! ...1...

PP: ...2...

CN: YES! Kick out at 2!

PP: Ref's explaining to Orton, but I really don't think he cares. He just wants to demolish Kidd.

PP: Orton going for the punt...

PP: And Kidd trips him up! Orton eats the turnbuckle...

PP: Orton's dazed...

CN: DDT! Get 'em Kidd!

PP: I think that was more desperation than anything...look...

PP: Both men are down...

PP: And the Ref starts his count...

Ref: ...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...

PP: Both Kidd and Orton getting to their feet...

PP: Orton's up first. He grabs Kidd...

PP: And we know what's coming next...

PP: DDT from the middle rope!...

CN: No! Don't let him punt Kidd!

PP: What the hell?

CN: It's ZIGGLER!!!!!! DOLPH ZIGGLER'S HERE!!!!!!!!!

PP: Calm the :BEEP: down, Chip. WHY is he here?

PP: He's mocking Orton. That's why he's here. To help Kidd.

PP: Kidd from behind with the roll up...1...

PP: ...2...

PP: ...3. Tyson Kidd wins the match and makes it to the AWE Title Finals. I...don't want to even call this garbage.

CN: BE HAPPY PLUCK! Tyson Kidd is in the finals for the AWE TITLE!!!! YEAH!!!

PP: Not like this, Chip. Not like this.

PP: And Kidd rolls out quickly, before Orton gets to his feet...

PP: And Orton's livid, rightfully so, but here comes the rest of The PBC to give support. I don't think Orton's angry enough to tempt these numbers.

CN: What's he complaining to the Ref about?

PP: Well, I think he's pleading the case that there wasn't supposed to be any interference. But Hogan only said Fandango and Morrison. Nobody took into consideration there may be other members. Kidd wins on a technicality.

CN: YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!

PP: Orton with the RKO on the Ref!

CN: Boo. Come on, Orton. That's not professional.

PP: He's got to be frustrated.

CN: Yeah, go out there Orton. 4-1. You're not THAT good.

PP: He's considering it.

PP: Either way, The PBC is pissing off a lot of people in AWE. Orton is not an enemy you want to make willingly. I hope that AWE Title shot is worth it, Tyson. We'll be back with a word from AWE Owner Dana White.

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Raucous 1.2 Jul 12, 2015 6:02:08 GMT

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PP: AWE Owner Dana White is in the ring. Earlier on he said he had an announcement, let's see what he has to say...

CN: Maybe I'm getting that raise I asked for?

DW: I'm not one for long spiels, so let's just cut to it. Hogan, Zeb -- get your asses out here.

PP: These two can barely walk to the ring near each other without wanting to tear each other apart.

PP: Hogan and Zeb step in...

PP: And Hogan pandering to our audience watching around the World...

DW: This is not a good time for celebrating, Hogan. Trust me. You can't even keep control of your own show. You have no one left in the AWE Title Tournament. Fierce is now guaranteed to have the first AWE Champion. You didn't have a single clean finish to a match tonight. Oh wait, yes you did -- and the loser was fired. This show was a travesty on every level, and I hold YOU single-handedly responsible.

HH: Sorry, boss.

DW: I'll start with you Zeb. All I can say to you is -- I expected more respectable, honorable behavior. I'm disappointed.

DW: But you, Hogan. You know how this industry goes. I hired you because of your accrued knowledge for this business over the past few decades.

DW: As of right now, you both are suspended until after Summer Blockbuster Wrestle-stravaganza.

HH: WHAT!?!?

CN: No way, bro!

PP: Oh my God!

HH: Give me that...

HH: Are you out of your mind? You come into my business, and start a promotion. You have the good sense to put me on your payroll, and now you're suspending me before your first pay-per-view? Who the hell is going to run Raucous? Or even Fierce, I guess? Not you!?