Post by Admin on Apr 24, 2015 22:31:32 GMT
PP: THIS. IS. FIERCE!!!!! Let's take it to GM Colter in the ring...
ZC: First I want to say that I am stoked that the premiere episode of Fierce is hosting the first round of the AWE Title Tournament. I expect four great matches tonight, between eight very impressive competitors.
ZC: But that brings me to my main point for being in this ring. How the first episode of Raucous ended was despicable. Being a Veteran, I can forgive soldiers following orders, but there's no honor in their leadership sicking his men on an injured performer, to prove some level of machismo. So Hogan, I know you're in the back. Why don't you limp your receding hairline, poor dye job, arrogant ass out to this ring, so we can talk face to face?
CN: Zeb's got balls, man. I don't know many dudes who would call out Hulk Hogan of all people.
ZC: Come on, I'm waiting.
PP: That didn't take too long.
CN: I don't think he appreciated being insulted...
ZC: I want to know what you have to say for yourself Hogan? What kind of boss, what kind of MAN does that?
PP: Hogan seems to be weighing his answers...
CN: He just didn't know where his mic was, apparently. That's alright, he's old. We forgive you Hogan!
PP: Stop screaming he can't hear you.
CN: WHAT!?
PP: I said STOP SCREAMING!
CN: You don't have to scream. He can't hear you.
HH: First off I'm going to agree with one thing. May the four best men win tonight. And if I have my way that will be Orton, Cena, Harper, and Ryback. Now, to answer your question...
HH: There's only one man in AWE I have to answer too. And he's not you. So I could give a damn what you think about my tactics, brother. I'm here to win. By any means necessary.
ZC: Is that what all the parents at home have to explain to their kids watching? That the ends always justify the means, so long as you win?
HH: I could care less what the kiddies think, Zeb. I'm Hulk Hogan. First I ruled inside this ring. Now I'm going to rule running it.
HH: And there ain't a damn thing you can do --
ZC: Get your :BEEP: hand out of my face.
ZC: You may be a legend in the ring, but right now you're on my show, and while you were hocking vitamins to kids and doing cameos in movies, I was putting boots to asses for this Country. You may be bigger, with more muscles, but I promise you, I ain't no push over. Next time you put your hand in my face, I'm gonna slap the taste out of your mouth. Now get the hell out of my ring.
CN: That was rad.
PP: Tonight's shaping up to be intense already.
PP: Good evening ladies, and gentlemen. I am Plucky S. Preston, Esq. along with my colleague...
CN: Chip Nacho. Great to be here Pluck. We have a damn good show in store tonight.
PP: That's right, Chip. The GMs for Raucous and Fierce were just in the ring, and Zeb had some strong words for how Hogan conducts himself, but I'm not quite sure this is over between them. And we've got the first round of the AWE Heavyweight Championship Tournament tonight, let's take a look at that bracket...
PP: Starting things out tonight will be Orton and Morrison.
CN: Yeah, then Lesnar and Harper.
PP: Followed up with Cena and Tyson Kidd.
CN: And our main event will be CM Punk against Ryback!
PP: Yep. Now let's take it back to Cindy who's standing by with Randy Orton. Cindy?
CM: Thanks guys. I'm Cindy Michelle, and I'm here with "The Viper" Randy Orton...
CM: Randy, the number one question on everyone's mind is, are you 100% after your fight last week with Lesnar that had you taken out of here on a stretcher?
RO: Mentally I'm 100% Cindy, and that's all that matters. I'm about to take the first step towards claiming what is rightfully mine as the number one overall draft pick. The AWE Heavyweight Championship. And there's not a damn thing John Morrison can do about it, tonight.
CM: You are aware that there's a chance if you get to the finals you could face Brock Lesnar yet again, right?
RO: Quite frankly Cindy, Brock Lesnar can kiss my ass. Last week he caught me off guard. That wont happen again.
CM: And what do you say to those who think you were an overrated pick for Raucous?
RO: ...I'll show you overrated. And I'm going to spell it R -- K -- O.
CM: Back to you guys.
PP: Strong words from Randy Orton. He seems focused, and ready to go just one show removed from that dismantling at the hands of Brock Lesnar.
CN: Yeah, but you saw him clutching his stomach didn't you? He's still hurt, and Morrison's a high-flying tactician. He'll use it to his advantage. I'm giving this one to Jo Mo, bro bro.
PP: You ever call me 'bro bro' again, and I swear to God I'll beat the hell out of you.
CN: You couldn't catch me to beat me up, Plucky. So calm down and eat another cheeseburger.
PP: Let's go to commercial break, and get back for our first match...